And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
clint “while you guys were off saving the world i got myself a new jacket who’s the real winner here” barton
Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him
Everything is Winter Soldier right now and everything hurts.
thiswilldrivemecrazy said: Did you see it? Or just general feels?
Oh man, I’ve seen it three times. I have a bad case of the feels.
themeeg I know that all too well. And I’m plotting a fourth visit. It’s just too good.
Just, Peggy, Bucky….Steeeeeeeeeeeve.