New hannibal and all I’m kinda stuck on is the fact that apparently Hannibal chooses sexy whale noises as the bedroom soundtrack to get freaky to.
what if when you killed someone you gained their best trait
#you think you’re killing someone for their brain and you get their nose instead #you think you’re killing someone for their strength and you get their baking skills instead #you think you’re killing someone for their cunning and you get their ability to parallel park (via crazyassmurdererwall)
When it comes to superheroes, I’m less “who would win in a fight” and more “who would sing what on karoke night?”
Less “could x beat up y” and more “what would x cook if s/he knew y was coming over for dinner?”
Put the two together and you get SUPERHERO IRON CHEF.
I would watch the hell out of Steve Rogers going head to head with Clark Kent in a cooking competition
I think it would be funny if Steve BOILED everything and still won
"no i’m not turning into a Bucky Barnes/Sebastian Stan blog" i say laughing as i reblog another 5 photosets of him.